@kotik What has been seen cannont be unseen.

@kotik

http://sam.zoy.org/goatse/

Worthy internet history. I don't trust anyone who does not know Goatse, Lemon Party, GNFOS, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, and of course ANUS.

@kotik@mastodon.ml I'm better at spotting hidden goatse than loss.

@kotik but why is the floppy disk square

I'm pretty sure it used to be a circle

@kotik@mastodon.ml
Strong Goatse vibes detected

@kotik пользователи интернета помладше, не поймут. ни то, что реально изображено, ни то, почему это смешно

@kotik @lashman the internet has ruined me.

@kotik is this the true origin of goatse?

@kotik :birb_oh_no: Oh no!

@kotik @anildash

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

@kotik And they were right !

@kotik Yeah, well, a certain hello.jpg ruined that as a symbol ten years later

@kotik iykyk

@kotik
NO!

How about a content warning next time?

@kotik oh no

@kotik cc @snipe

@kotik Hands are upside down

@kotik
You wouldn't download a gape.

@kotik I thought this was someone hugging a floppy disk and now I’m sad it’s not.

@kotik That image freaks me out. College 1992, I had an accounting assignment that was do be completed during the semester in Bedford (software).

I did the assignment in the last week of the semester (as did most of my class) and this is where it was saved...then corrupted.

I had to do the assignment again, the day before the due date as these floppies liked to corrupt just because you looked at them! LOL

@kotik 😳

@kotik

ACK!!! Not the goat man!

@kotik To make the circle complete, the goatse image also featured a floppy di*k.

@kotik LoL

@kotik where's the ring

@kotik somehow this is how we will remind of those proud SUV owners >_<

@kotik The internet has ruined me.

@kotik OH NO

@kotik lmfao

@kotik cc @doot

@kotik It's missing the wedding ring

@kotik @ada @snipe 😀

@kotik a lot has happened to the world since that logo was created

@kotik :blobdisapproval: A more "innocent" time, I suppose.

@kotik this can't have been a coincidence!

@kotik

@kotik @siracusa A floppy disk. Sure it is 😂

@kotik

😐

@kotik this.... what.... lol NONOOO

@kotik Little known fact, the shareware alliance had its offices on Christmas Island.

@kotik @rob_sheridan

@kotik The company left a gaping hole in the internet history.

@kotik good times

@kotik :blobcat_eyes:​

@kotik Outstanding.

@kotik

...I can't unsee it ...

IYKYK

@kotik when I worked for yellowpages.com the home page featured a giant Voodoo Donut (from Portland) held this way. Unfortunately I knew no-one in the department that picked that to see if they were in on the “joke” or not

@kotik me, immediately: "no ring"

@kotik @anildash 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐

@kotik I really don't want to copy THAT floppy.

@kotik If you know you know huh

@kotik @dikkii 🤣🤣🤣

@kotik

This is some kind of trap.

@kotik shareware.cx

@kotik oh no you don’t. I’ve been around long enough to know goatse when I see it.

@kotik goatse vibes?

@kotik a clown putting it's hands over it's eyes, right? Right?

@kotik no ring