@dangillmor Hope it isn't one of those ones that goes:

"You have to pick a server. It's so much harder than Twitter. Did I mention that you have to pick a server? A server; you have to pick one. It's sooooooo hard! So much harder than Twitter! YOU. HAVE. TO. PICK. A. SERVER. The very labor of Sisyphus. Purest, purest suffering."

Because that's all the other articles say.