Gregory's Server
*puts item in the cart*
Amazon: Item will be delivered around 17th January
Me: Okay, I'll be home on that day! 👍🏻
*purchases item*
Amazon: Hey, apparently we can deliver it earlier, on 3rd January!
Me: Ummm, okay then, I'm home on that day, too. 🤷🏻♂️
*31st December*
Amazon: Hey, your package has been delivered!
Me, who's not at home: ...
Luckily, a neighbour of mine took it so it doesn't get stolen 😮💨
@kytta
Amazon: It'll arrive on Monday (2nd).
One day later: It'll arrive on Friday (30th).
Friday: Out for delivery
Later that evening: We'll send it on saturday.
Another package: It'll arrive on Tuesday.
Saturday: Will probably arrive on Monday.
Saturday (today): Both package arrive.
Lovely.