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Charlie Owen

Half a day until Armageddon is unleashed in Berlin. For those that don’t know, New Years Eve is akin to The Purge for Germans. Law-abiding Hans with his little round glasses will suddenly feel the need to purchase half a ton of Polish fireworks and unleash them at the sky, nature, and God. His children will launch Roman candles from their shoulders. Rockets will be jammed into bins. His wife will throw explosives from their balcony. #fireworks #berlin

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Charlie Owen

I cannot stand New Years Eve anyway - mandatory crowded “fun” for an arbitrary date change is irritating as fuck. The barrage of fireworks just give me an extra reason to stay indoors.

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