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Woozle Hypertwin

#TootCat is apparently harmful to billionaire freeze-peach absolutists.

I feel seen. 💚
16 Dec 2022 at 21:10 | Open on toot.cat
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:rainbow_heart: Pandora

@woozle Have they found Beach.city yet?

16 Dec 2022 at 21:11 | Open on beach.city
CollectiveOracle
Doc Edward Morbius ⭕​

@woozle Cats are known associates of Evil Overlords.

16 Dec 2022 at 21:20 | Open on toot.cat
gorgeous georgeous

@dredmorbius @woozle Except Mr Melon _is_ an Evil Overlord. Probably he's just mad that cats, quite sensibly, want nothing whatsoever to do with him.

16 Dec 2022 at 22:12 | Open on toot.cat
Woozle Hypertwin

@georgieboy He's more of an evil underlord. Overlord wannabe. Trendlord. Something like that.

@dredmorbius

16 Dec 2022 at 23:52 | Open on toot.cat
Riley S. Faelan

@dredmorbius @woozle: And opponents.

A strategic push-over of a humble cup of coffee can take care of a humongous Doomsday Machine.

16 Dec 2022 at 22:34 | Open on toot.cat
Woozle Hypertwin

@riley Commodore Decker did say the Doomsday Machine had a maw -- which implies it had a paw, too (given the universality of binary gender in that era of Trek), which -- when taken together with the path of desolation it left in its wake -- does rather suggest that it itself was a cat.

Note how much better behaved it got when fed the proper food (one exploding space-shuttle -- only the best).

@dredmorbius

16 Dec 2022 at 23:56 | Open on toot.cat
mym

@woozle hilariously i already have a toot cat link in my bio, which prevents me from saving if i try to edit any other info

16 Dec 2022 at 21:39 | Open on toot.cat
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