@Jedigirl ok that's dope

@Jedigirl Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatîm,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krispikrîm.

@Jedigirl so if it can only be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom, technically you should be able to eat it over and over again, right?

Asking for a friend 😉

@Jedigirl #meme #lotr #Lordoftherings #hobbit #funny #humor

@Jedigirl I remeber when this was being spread around in christian circles as dunkin trying to convert kids to is islam 💀

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Call me Mt Doom, cause I need you to throw that at me!

@Jedigirl can't eat that 🥺

@Jedigirl That's beautiful!

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Three Boston Cream for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven Bear Claws for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine Kruellers for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One vanilla glazed for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One donut to rule them all, One donut to find them,
One donut to bring them all and in the to-go box bind them

@Jedigirl I cannot tell you how much I love this! Great way to start the morning!

@Jedigirl Looks less like Elvish and more like Icelandic

@Jedigirl I've never wanted a donut more.

@Jedigirl and in the carbness bind them

@Jedigirl One doughnut to find them

@Jedigirl But they were, all of them, deceived, for in the fires of Mount Doom another donut was made.

That's why they call it a Baker's Dozen.

@Jedigirl my precious

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.... and in the arteries clog them

@Jedigirl ummm... but that looks like a cake donut?

i'm sorry, but no cake donut shall rule anything, ever.

@Jedigirl is that Sanskrit icing?

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Your sufganiyot has a hole in it!

@Jedigirl and in the darkness… bite [it]

@Jedigirl Cast it into the fire!

I mean, my stomach!