@drewtoothpaste Am I supposed to click all boxes that are you? wow!

@drewtoothpaste
The AI is getting ready to take you up on that asskicking.

@drewtoothpaste 😂

@drewtoothpaste This is some dustinkcouch nonsense and I'm here for it.

@drewtoothpaste Tell me this is a joke

@drewtoothpaste Listen, when Skynet asks you for something, you should probably just play along

@drewtoothpaste LOL that mid bottom one

@drewtoothpaste they are after you;they are gonna get you.

@drewtoothpaste 🤣😂😅🥲

@drewtoothpaste 🤣

@drewtoothpaste Did you know that these captchas are used to train self driving cars?

@drewtoothpaste 👍

@drewtoothpaste
LOL.
Yes you're not a robot, they don't say "WTF"
That ought to be enough to get you approved.

@drewtoothpaste Jokes on them! I am terrible at recognizing myself in photos!

@drewtoothpaste 🤣 🤣 👍

@drewtoothpaste pretty sure this is the point where I would sell my technology, go off thr grid and join a gang, living a manual life with no terminals.

@drewtoothpaste laughing uncontrollably!

@drewtoothpaste the next level!

@drewtoothpaste that’s creepy if real. This is why I have a tiny sticky dot on my iPhone camera lens. Of course women must freak if similar challenges are presented with them getting ready in the morning.

@drewtoothpaste The window one 🤣🤣

@drewtoothpaste Next step: Select all images with your wife’s penis

@drewtoothpaste
😨

@drewtoothpaste Alt Text:
Image of a captcha selection titled Select all images with you
Click verify once there are none left
Followed by a number of random images, some of grainy streetscapes, but one with them walking, another a part selfie and a third with them looking out a window.

@drewtoothpaste this made me HOWL

@drewtoothpaste 😂

@drewtoothpaste verify you're not a bot by looking at me right behind you

@drewtoothpaste you've been listed as a target

@drewtoothpaste That’s fake, isn’t it? 🥸

@drewtoothpaste

Feels like a joke. Cannot help but wonder how long until it might materialise.

@drewtoothpaste the bottom-mid one made me lmfao

@drewtoothpaste What is this? Computers that are supposed to fool computers?

@drewtoothpaste ???😮

@drewtoothpaste yikes

@drewtoothpaste Brilliant. Duchamp would be proud.

@drewtoothpaste what the hell

@drewtoothpaste I never thought CAPTCHA's could turn out so creepy and so full of backstory XD

@drewtoothpaste 😂 the key is the runner :) <

@drewtoothpaste 😯 doppelganger? 🧐

@drewtoothpaste 😂 brilliant! The one at the bottom with the window just kills me every time 😂

@drewtoothpaste that's hilarious!

@drewtoothpaste that’s the funniest sh*t I’ve seen in a good while. Thanks for the laugh!

@drewtoothpaste

@drewtoothpaste 😨😳

@drewtoothpaste "Click Verify to see more of You. I have lots of You."

@drewtoothpaste Now I kinda want to see one of these where it's all vaguely threatening.

Someone lurking out from a corner behind you...

A shadow reaching for you

A crime being committed in the background....

@drewtoothpaste Thanks for the belly laugh!

@drewtoothpaste too funny

@drewtoothpaste they show a photo of you in the middle of a protest

@drewtoothpaste that's google when u try to access their research engine through a popular vpn 😝😂

@drewtoothpaste 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👻

@drewtoothpaste the fact the toothpaste for dinner comes up as one of the first posts I see after joining mastadon is everything 🖤

@drewtoothpaste 😂

@drewtoothpaste omg 😂

@drewtoothpaste that’s fucking scary. I’ll never complain again about the chocolate cake one https://framapiaf.org/@annso/109348522699905100

@drewtoothpaste @GivMeCoffee least invasive google feature

@drewtoothpaste quantum echoes!

@drewtoothpaste :morty: