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qdot

Someone was just like “but at least there were dogs dancing to the sea shanties” and yes this has been enough of a month that I forgot my own fucking viral tweet.

31 Jan 2021 at 1:31 | Open on mastodon.social
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qdot

Feb 2 2021:

“So did the groundhog see it’s shadow?”

“Dunno, it spontaneously combusted upon leaving its hole, due to a freak climate event”

“Fuckin’ mood”

“Yeah news article comments were nothing but ‘God I wish that was me’”

31 Jan 2021 at 1:40 | Open on mastodon.social
qdot

I knew if I made this tweet a day before January was actually over it’d come back to haunt me and sure enough, dog shampoo guy delivers.

31 Jan 2021 at 18:50 | Open on mastodon.social
jenn

@qdot that man has 100% used dish soap and douche as shampoos in the past

31 Jan 2021 at 20:37 | Open on toot.cafe
jenn
qdot

@jenn Yeah that tweet had me really confused on the "Shitpost or sincere" front.

31 Jan 2021 at 20:45 | Open on mastodon.social
Darius Kazemi

@qdot @jenn I'm a conspiracy theorist about it. he's making it up because he is addicted to being dunked on

31 Jan 2021 at 20:49 | Open on friend.camp
qdot

@darius @jenn Ugh, already not a fan of the new fetishes dropping in 2021.

31 Jan 2021 at 20:49 | Open on mastodon.social
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