hey y'all
so, stonks discourse has been in the air, but it wasn't directly why I looked this up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act
you may be wondering what the MPAA has to do with onion futures
(not really, j/k, like me you probably had *no* idea what-so-heckin'-ever that the MPAA [yes! *that* MPAA] would even be mentioned in an article about agricultural commodities tradin)
so go on, read it.
what's particularly great* about it is that this one little old allium was the only thing in the law until 2010, when the discourse was all Stop the Times Square Mosque this and Repeal and Replace Obamacare that, but the content industry hirelings saw an opportunity to tame The Market and so scuttled right on over and slipped that one in