NO WAY!!! NO FREAKING WAY!!!
Warp speed, Mr. Sulu!!
If this is really you (and I *so* hope it is!), this is some info you can give to your webmaster for setting up a verification link from your website to your mastodon account:
https://cedricbatailler.me/blog/how-verification-works-on-mastodon/#how-to-set-up-mastodon-crosslink-verification
P.S., Thank you for your appearances to small local conventions in Austin, TX in the late 80s/early 90s. Shaking your hand and getting your autograph made 16-year-old me's year.