@jhpot - well done Justin! It's a long read and I'm on my way out for a round of golf so I'll finish on my return. Meanwhile, I'm wondering why "toots"? It sounds too much like we're farting or droppin' bisquits. And worse like we're mimicking the bluebird and that's even weaker I think. How about "fossils"? They go with the mastodon idea and they are historical tidbits of our past. Just wandering and wondering.
@cafeprojections The latest updates drop the word "toots" entirely! My server says "Publish!" now.