in a very Attenborough voice
G'day, g'day, g'day. Now, the most advanced virtual amusement park in the entire world, incorporating all the latest technologies -- and I'm not talking just about rides, you know, everybody has rides. But we've made virtual attractions so astounding, that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet.
They'll return visitors to the very earliest days of the internet, ancient days they were not around to experience themselves, obviously!
Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, welcome...to Jurassic Fark
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