> have low blood pressure and be bothered by it
> decide to drink cofe to treat it
> previously i had cofe only like, less than 10 times for my entire life
> borrow roommate's cofe resources
> make a cup
> "wow you are drinking it without milk! it'll be sour"
> "it's okay it's not for the taste i just wanna see if it helps"
> * take a huge sip *
> BWWHHHHLEEEEE 🤮
> "sour?!"
> "IT'S HORRIBLE!!!"
> "MAN YOU PUT ACTUAL SALT IN THERE, NOT SUGAR"

the morale: you are never safe from accidentally mistaking salt for sugar (and also that i am actually fucking retarded)