What will that #bolshevik Newsom think of next?

Human Remains Red Wine?
Decomposition Daiquiris?

Okay the bonehead governor just signed into law the #composting of human remains as part of his campaign to reverse climate change, lolz.

We already have chemical #cremation, where they stuff your carcass into a giant test tube resembling an iron lung for a few hours and then pour you through a strainer.

Look, carry my #cadaver up the mountain, roll me into a ditch. Let the turkey #vultures, #coyotes, #beetles, and #maggots do the rest.

Then #fuck_off.

Easy Peasy, and environmentally sustainable...

And it's fucking free.

Best of all, no bon fires in #Joshua_Tree like that botched funeral pyre when they stole #Gram_Parson's body from LAX.

https://www.desertusa.com/dusablog/the-strange-tale-of-gram-parsons-funeral-in-joshua-tree/

That's just fricken' #goulish - composting... Let's make mud pies out of #dead_people!

Or, hey! Let's make #Soylent_Green and sell it at the grocery stores and #Burger_King as the real "Impossible Burgers"

🤘💀🤘

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