@keith @dhfir
So I spent way too much time thinking about this and now you'll have to suffer my thoughts.

So first of all, we are most likely talking about humans, so we should be talking about stones instead of pounds, and getting stoned in bed is quite a different activity. This means it's probably euroed.

However, this does not really resolve the situation, because Americans don't get dollared, they get railed. This suggest we only have half the picture. To get the remaining information we have to look to Polish – a rail in Polish is "tor", and "pół tora" is 1.5, giving 3 in total. This means that the full phrase for Europeans should be "3 euroed".

Which, probably not coincidentally, is how much it costs when your mum is involved.