@yogthos Then there's this.

"Economists Warn Americans That Money Withering To Ash In Their Hands Could Be Sign Of Recession" theonion.com/economists-warn-a

I have 2 working stiff friends invested in the markets (One into Tesla, another currency markets). Neither have ANY market or economics background and I've desperately been trying to convince them it's time to head for the exits, but they're in a thrall similar to gamblers and just can't quit.