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Lukito

The four permitted personalities for 2025 have been announced! Which one will you select? Choose wisely :neofox_boop:

An opossum wearing a blue wizard hat and round glasses, sitting in a TV studio with the text "BREAD CLIMP, TOAST HISTORIAN" displayed on the screen.
A cartoon frog appears beside a pink laptop, with text above reading "CAN WE FUCKING NOT." The background is light blue. The artist is Bad Wonton.
Beaker with a panicked expression holds a chainsaw against a red curtain backdrop.
A white cat mid-yawn, with a caption indicating "high pitched screaming."
71 comments
whittenbourg

@lukito why are you making this so fucking difficult? 🙄😮‍💨

whittenbourg

@lukito sooooo... It was a difficult decision. But I'm going with the frog. Everything else is kind of the aftermath whatever they react on with that sentence. 😌😆

Henrik Schönemann

@lukito
"In these latter days, a strange custom hath arisen. Bread, once merely a vessel for butter and cheese, is now tormented in the hearth's fire. It emerges transformed, with a crisp exterior and a smoky tang. Some decry this madness, fearing the loss of delicate texture and subtle flavors.
Yet, others, myself included, find charm in this toasted marvel. Its versatility knows no bounds, from sweet preserves to pungent cheeses."
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Henrik Schönemann

@lukito
"Hark! Ye doughty knights and ladies fair,
Lend ear unto this tale, a wondrous affair.
Of bread, the staff of life, a humble thing,
A simple slice, no magic it would bring.

But lo! In these strange times, a curious plight,
The baker's art doth undergo a sudden flight.
The bread, once meek, now suffers cruelest fate,
Within the hearth's fierce fire, it doth await."
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Henrik Schönemann

@lukito
"A golden hue, a crispy, brittle guise,
A smoky tang that doth assault the skies.
Some scoff and sneer, "A barbarous decree!
To scorch the bread, so vile a tragedy!"

They mourn the softness, lost to cruelest flame,
And flavors subtle, vanished without shame.
But others, wise, with palate keen and true,
Deem this new treat a wondrous thing to chew."
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Henrik Schönemann

@lukito
"The crisp gives way to softness, a delightful fray,
While smoky notes enhance the flavors, come what may.
With butter rich, or cheese of pungent bite,
Or honey sweet, a truly wondrous sight.

On mornings chill, a comfort to the soul,
A warming treat, to make the spirits whole.
Yet, heed this warning, lest your joy be marred,
For gluttony, a beast, can leave its mark.
In moderation, then, this treat enjoy,
And savor well, this culinary toy."

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@lukito
"The crisp gives way to softness, a delightful fray,
While smoky notes enhance the flavors, come what may.
With butter rich, or cheese of pungent bite,
Or honey sweet, a truly wondrous sight.

On mornings chill, a comfort to the soul,
A warming treat, to make the spirits whole.
Yet, heed this warning, lest your joy be marred,
For gluttony, a beast, can leave its mark.
In moderation, then, this treat enjoy,
And savor well, this culinary toy."

Timo Kramer

@lukito aspiring to taking a chainsaw to certain institutions and behaviours, but likely just alternating between high pitched screaming and crying in a corner

Black cat sitting in a corner of a very white room with text [sobbing] underneath
Lukito

@Timo_Micro Understandable but please be advised that Sobbing Cat is being discontinued as of today. Thank you for your understanding :neofox_uwu:

Lukito

@stufromoz Ah, I’m sorry, the chainsaw is a mandatory accessory :neofox_smol:

Helpdesk Stu

@lukito I’ve dealt with chainsaws, I don’t like using them

Lukito

@stufromoz I’ve checked with the council and they’ll permit the use of a sheath and the chainsaw doesn’t need to have power. However, it must be wielded in this state on occasion :neofox_bongo:

David

@lukito Chainsaw Beaker but only if he puts on goggles and ear defenders. Safety first, always.

Linda Woodrow

@lukito yes, I'm going with chainsaw beaker too. Chainsaw pruning can be brutal, but usually effective once it all settles down.

dan 💾

@lukito I’d like to say toast historian, but will more likely end up screaming cat.

Lukito

@billgoats Looking forward to the 2026 “screaming toast historian” hybrid :neofox_bongo:

Lukito

@bram A popular and appropriate response :neofox_bongo:

europlus :autisminf:

@lukito @billgoats I’m afraid, given today’s purchase of a chainsaw and the last 12 months I’ve had, I’m some sort of bastard child of all 4 at the moment.

Lukas Parker

@lukito Beaker - I always had a thing for Bunsen.

Lukito

@Jorsh Internationally renowned bread expert and wizard :neofox_bongo:

Jordi (Sharpen Your Spikes!!!)

@lukito

They are precious to me, and I *will* kneecap a child to steal bread for my new mentor.

Meyltje 🧡💛🤍💙💜 ∞ 🍋

@lukito As a recently diagnosed autistic person, I'm VERY much a toast historian, thank you!

IƧΛΛC

@lukito tough one. Do we really need to decide? Can we fucking not? 🐸

Mystery Babylon

@lukito Beaker with the chainsaw. Always and forever.

Nepo

@lukito I fear I might become an expert on bread yet. Number 1 🧙🪄🍞

Lukito

@nepo Le del pan, 2025 :neofox_cool_fingerguns:

Chris Jolly Holcomb

@lukito tough decision, but I think it's going to be a Beaker with a chainsaw kind of year.

Lukito

@alxndr There is never a bad time to make toast :neofox_floof__w_:

uther :redhatalt: :linux:

@lukito I like to think Beaker, but in reality, most likely the screaming cat.

Dark Magician Bard :kawaii_ghost:

@lukito@gamedev.lgbt Well I'm already version of Beeker who is capable of human speech, so...

JTinMI

@lukito Leaning heavily toward "Can we fucking not?" myself.

wendinoakland holiday edition

@lukito Toss up between Beaker & chainsaw and can we fucking not? frog — and that suits just fine. Happy 2025 y’all.

.:fyrfli:. ...is home...safe

@lukito guess i'm alone in just screaming all the way through the year then.

c0debabe :nonbinary:

@lukito

I want to be the wizard but I'll probably end up Beaker

TagHunt

@lukito

In the first age, in the first battle
When the shadows first lengthened, one stood
He chose the path of perpetual torment
In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace
And with boiling blood, he scoured the umbral plains, seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... The Doom Slayer

.* Rip and Tear starts playing *

@lukito

In the first age, in the first battle
When the shadows first lengthened, one stood
He chose the path of perpetual torment
In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace
And with boiling blood, he scoured the umbral plains, seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... The Doom Slayer

crypticcelery 🔜 38C3

@lukito after due consideration, I think I will choose number 3 (beaker).

Nuclear Oatmeal :verified:

@lukito

One Beaker with chainsaw, please. Is that chainsaw covered by warranty? I suspect it will see heavy use for this year.

Crystal Huff (they/them)

@lukito Lollll, this is a hard choice! Especially as I go into this year expecting I have to have a worksona and be professional for an internship and stuff!

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