- "he's terrible at his own language"
- "I don't speak a dialect"
- "ruining the language"
- "this word doesn't exist"
- "in this city people have no accent"
- "kanji etymology"
- "so many people are using word X *wrong*! the actual meaning is this!"
- "English is irregular"
- "primitive language"
- "drawl"
- "eliminate the passive voice from your writing"
- "German is logical/aggressive/ugly" etc., "French is romantic/sophisticated" "Japanese is mysterious" etc.
- "phonetic language"
- "L'Académie française"
- "grammar error"
@elilla ok I laughed at the penultimate point :')