Gregory's Server@Redfuchs theyβre called vibrators lol
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 @robinadams @ana @Redfuchs It was never tough on my ego. I can do many things, but I can't vibrate continuously at a high frequency.  @foolishowl @robinadams @ana @Redfuchs you cant? i thought all owls could do that. π (some cuties can confirm, maybe not as long as a vibrator but longer than other beings)   @robinadams Historically, it was more "your hysterical, you got too many thoughts in that female brain of yours, I prescribe orgasm" and it's incredibly fucking creepy.  @SymTrkl @robinadams @ana @Redfuchs I'm not sure what's wrong with that treatment. Beats a lobotomy.  @robinadams @ana @Redfuchs The iconic Agile project - only deliver Sprints for each item in the backlog until the prioritized items are "Done done", and expect the project to finish before the "Not minimal viable product" items are completed. @robinadams @ana @Redfuchs IMHO thereβs something wrong with your male ego if vibrators are tough on it  @robinadams idk Thing from The Adams Family probably fuuuuuucks. more or less the same deal. @robinadams @ana @Redfuchs @jstatepost probably the impetus for whoever invented the fleshlight π |
@ana @Redfuchs Vibrators are kinda tough on the male ego. It's like they started building a sexbot for women and they said "No, it's ok, you can stop now. Nah, don't worry about the rest of the body. He's done."