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 @robinadams @ana @Redfuchs It was never tough on my ego. I can do many things, but I can't vibrate continuously at a high frequency.  @foolishowl @robinadams @ana @Redfuchs you cant? i thought all owls could do that. ๐ (some cuties can confirm, maybe not as long as a vibrator but longer than other beings)   @robinadams Historically, it was more "your hysterical, you got too many thoughts in that female brain of yours, I prescribe orgasm" and it's incredibly fucking creepy.  @SymTrkl @robinadams @ana @Redfuchs I'm not sure what's wrong with that treatment. Beats a lobotomy.  @robinadams @ana @Redfuchs The iconic Agile project - only deliver Sprints for each item in the backlog until the prioritized items are "Done done", and expect the project to finish before the "Not minimal viable product" items are completed. @robinadams @ana @Redfuchs IMHO thereโs something wrong with your male ego if vibrators are tough on it  @robinadams idk Thing from The Adams Family probably fuuuuuucks. more or less the same deal. @robinadams @ana @Redfuchs @jstatepost probably the impetus for whoever invented the fleshlight ๐ @minekpo1 @blackdragon2447 I don't think we will get a breakthrough in robotics in the few days that are left. @fuchsi @blackdragon2447 quick TLDR: you know how some users are catgirls/catboys/enbies ? yeah so this one is a robot . you can figure the rest out :3  @Redfuchs@furries.club judging by the amount of lesbian robotgirls on my tl this seems about accurate "revealed" because we were trying to keep this a secret from the men until The Sun blew our cover  By that reasoning, men have been having sex with FAR more men than they ever have had with women since forever. โ๐ @Redfuchs@furries.club ai could never generate raw emotion such as this @Redfuchs and they assume that we want the sex robots to look like men. Obviously what we really want is tentacles.  @revoluciana @Redfuchs given how popular the tentacle and ovipositor sex toys areโฆyes. ๐  @JessTheUnstill i was about to ask the same question about toys. I mean if wands count then yeah this is probably an accurate headline. @JessTheUnstill if you put googly eyes on it, then it totally counts.  @JessTheUnstill @Redfuchs I think that's totally reasonable. Yey for the sex robots! Especially in an age where auto-correct can be called AI without causing a laughing fit.๐ฌ @beitmenotyou @Redfuchs presumably you don't mean the news site and are painting 4 billion chicks with a single imaginary attribute Michael. but I will remind you that if a woman has hurt your feelings that is one person who hurt your feelings not 4 billion people who are out to get you. so lets try and keep this motherfucka in perspective shall we, fuck sakes     @abslutebeginner oh no, The Sun does not publish news, dont think that for a millisecond. not under any circumstances would they do news, they'd be completely out of business in one day if they tried. it is a comedy website like the onion, but instead of "ascerbic wit" like most satire sites they use their proprietary brand of what can most accurately be described as "toilet cringe" @falcennial Oh, yes, I know what the Sun is about: yellow journalism. But I saw the "photo" and the headline and I thought it could have been any newspaper nowadays.   @Redfuchs Not likely to happen since she seems to have dislocated the robotโs right shoulder. @drahardja @Redfuchs to be fair, wouldnโt we all want a detachable arm precisely for this ourselves?   @silvia180sx @Redfuchs Seeing this after seeing that Christmas tree gun gave me an amusing mental image.         Hasn't this been the case for years? Or at the very least, haven't many women been autoerotic cyborgs? @Redfuchs I did a quick check and am sure there's nothing to ... yeah, well, there's nothing.    @Redfuchs From what I, a man in my 50's, have heard of other men talking about sex throughout my life, I can't say that I blame them... ๐  @Redfuchs 6 days... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-more-sex-robots-men-8312068 (article from 2016)    @Redfuchs once the final numbers are released, weโll finally see if men or women won this competition ๐ค โค๏ธ     @Redfuchs looking at all the dolls and protogens and co in my timeline .. uh, yep, but different  @Redfuchs its the scum so its probably written by some feckless incel man-child to enrage other feckless man-children When sex robots eventually become available, it will undoubtedly be men that will be first in line to purchase one  @Redfuchs My only question is if it's okay if the men use the same robot or if it's unsanitary or something |
@Redfuchs back then I said, that the women might just be better off with that.