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nixCraft 🐧

How do you annoy a software developer in one sentence? 🤔

38 comments
rtn

@nixCraft Tabs is much better than spaces.

Blaze Ward

@nixCraft

"why isn't this button more green?"

(ex Product Manager here)

MJ

@nixCraft can you fix this bug asap?

Jay

@nixCraft We (management) have moved the deadline up a month, but with no additional resources. 😡

bazkie, bonkwave superstar

@nixCraft just say anything to them while they're programming 😖

Desdinova

@nixCraft The bug is intermittent and just seems to happen at random.

🏁⚡Omar Two Tone⚡🏁:verified:

@nixCraft
"just add that simple feature, it should take you some minutes"....

rouxdoo √

@nixCraft
I thought it would be faster and it still doesn't ____.

Ryan J. Yoder

@nixCraft
Engineering - "It's going to take one month to build this."
Product - "We need it in one week."
"We could hack a solution but it will not scale."
Engineering - "That's fine we just need a prototype."
Product - "Ok"

~6 months later~

"The app is crashing. Why didn't we build this right to begin with?"

jwc

@nixCraft Pretty much anything that begins with "Why don't you just..."

rtn

@nixCraft You really found a hornets nest here lmao 🤣

Patrick

@nixCraft “customer just added a new requirement…”

Jon

@nixCraft Literally any sentence with the word "priority" in it.

Tyrion 🐧🏴‍☠️

@nixCraft

"I just had a great idea that I want you to help me with, it's [insert huge website/socmed] but cooler; if we (you) make it by the end of the month, we'll (I'll) be rich!"

bobby the count

@nixCraft (product owner, confidently) that should be really easy

Earl Novy

@shegeley @nixCraft That’s how you make your admin angry 🤯

Michael Vilain

@nixCraft File a QA report that complains they're storing stuff in /tmp and not cleaning it up periodically. Which leaves me as the admin having to clean up the crap their application leaves behind by running cron jobs.

Meowki

@nixCraft ‘Can you implement AI for searching data in your production database?’

j4n3z

@nixCraft "Aah, here's my favourite IT guy! I have problem with ny laptop..."

Acid Bong

@nixCraft "Hey, are you a programmer? Can you fix my printer?"

Steven Lipton

@nixCraft I’m turning project management over to the Marketing Department

Winfried Angele 🇺🇦🇪🇺

@nixCraft finally everything is fine! Now just use a different language

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