Email or username:

Password:

Forgot your password?
19 comments
War and Peas 🧿

Imagine this: a gift that’s not just a one-time gesture but a sustained act of care – a love letter service delivered monthly, complete with a poem, holographic sticker, and exclusive treasure.

Gift it for up to a year – perfect for last-minute Christmas giving. No malls, no frantic scrolling, just handcrafted love mailed monthly.

Make it happen: patreon.com/warandpeas/gift

MaxwellMercy

@warandpeas I'm going to save this and buy a little frame for it to put out for company

Sven

@warandpeas

“And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change…”

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Diana Susanti

@warandpeas It's simple. Humans are never really be sapiens. We're still stupid and greedy. Weaponize something sacred for our egos.

Nemoutis23

@warandpeas
I am normally the last person to complain about stuff like this, but the similiarity to this strip from Zach Weinersmith from 2008 is suspicious:

smbc-comics.com/comic/2008-11-

Please tell me that it is not plagiarized :(

Internet Rando

@warandpeas @Nemoutis23

whatever! @ZachWeinersmith wasn't first either!

It's kind of a running gag at this point, and I'm sure is the solution to Fermi's Paradox..

two aliens standing near Jesus nailed to the cross. One alien saying to the other,

"you know what we need to do, we need to get the fuck outta here, that's what we need to do."
Homo Hortus

@warandpeas La crucifixion de JC est le résultat d'un contexte historique et socio-culturel complexe. Jésus, considéré comme un dissident juif, menaçait l'ordre établi par l'Empire romain, ce qui a suscité la peur des autorités. Culturalement, sa mort coïncide avec la Pâque juive, une fête symbolisant la libération, ce qui a amplifié la tension. Les dynamiques de pouvoir, les manipulations politiques et les croyances religieuses ont conduit à sa condamnation. #Jésus #Histoire #Crucifixion ✝️🕊️

curmudgeonaf

@warandpeas Explain what? How a billion people are gullible enough to believe made up stories? Or how, over the past 2000 years, the Christian church is responsible for more death and persecution, than any other military in the world.

Beggar Midas

@warandpeas
He was a carpenter and asked to be put up for the night! Simple misunderstanding. Aramaic is so literal!

Nazo

@warandpeas To be fair, the Engineers were going to try to kill us anyway.

William Vaughn :emacs:

@warandpeas Sure! Let's explain this.

Jesus knew our sin so well that 1) He knew the Pharisees and Romans would kill him, and 2) He let it happen to pay the impossible debt of sin for everyone for all time. Then he arose from the dead to prove that the debt had been paid in full. We don't need to explain ourselves, he already knows. All we need to do is turn to Him and accept his amazing grace.

RejZoR

@warandpeas Lets just say we didn't invite him for cookies...

Go Up