Which is why we still get to keep our underwear on, even after Umar Farouk "Underwear Bomber" Abdulmutallab's failed 2009 attempt to blow up an airplane with a bomb he'd hidden in his Y-fronts:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umar_Farouk_Abdulmutallab
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It's why we aren't all getting a digital rectal exam every time we fly, despite the fact that hiding a bomb up your ass *actually works*, as proven by Abdullah "Asshole Bomber" al-Asiri, who blew his torso off with a rectally inserted bomb in 2009 in a bid to kill a Saudi official:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdullah_al-Asiri
Apparently, giving every flier a date with Doctor Jellyfinger is too high a price to pay for aviation safety, too.
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