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 the guy creeping over the window and that guys wailing voice, this movie is so good it's hard to put into words, i am just speechless #monsterdon i have no idea why they are setting up this three's company cohabitation situation but it can only be good for the movie #monsterdon the cohabitation plan didn't even last a single scene #monsterdon dog be fucking careful with how you handle thousand year old documents there isn't a backup of the codex #monsterdon "now watch as i dominate this girl's will" is an incredible localization near-miss, that is just in the uncanny valley of "things that are syntactically and semantically valid but not things that would ever be said exactly like that" #monsterdon couldn't even get the voice actor to pretend like that limberger cheese joke worked #monsterdon WHAT does that "as an amazon, you're the greatest" line mean. #monsterdon the tall woman chopped the short guy into the room..? and then fought the people that were in the room? is anyone on anyone's side or what are they doing? #monsterdon this fucking movie is so fucking good i can't even keep up with all the awesome things that keep happening #monsterdon yes yes yes tee up another 10 minute long wrestling scene please please please. we are only 30 minutes in and there have already been like 40 movies #monsterdon for the love of fuck the injection i am laughing myself silly #monsterdon i am literally deceased with the serial injecting #monsterdon choosing to direct it with the voiceover from the mind controlling guy sometimes also being treated as her having said what he's saying by the people in the scene is that triple-layer dubbing where the voice actor might as well not matter anymore #Monsterdon man does anyone have any clue what is going on #monsterdon i really need to get into the gym with the homies i don't think we could erupt into an all-against-all brawl like this #Monsterdon bro just swore on his ancient Chinese stereotype #monsterdon not one thing that was just said in that reading of the poster is ok to say #monsterdon "we have our secret weapons, like pressure holds, and we can punch them too if we need to" this DIALOGUE #monsterdon ok perfect. we are at the halfway point, another 10 minute long wrestling scene and we have the second half of the movie to get into some mummy shit. perfectly paced #monsterdon the immediate instinct to go after the ref when they are trying to call a KO is how you can tell its real #Monsterdon the tall woman is a weapon she is just dominant #monsterdon on the other hand you can see how really big size mismatches can be a disadvantage where the shorter woman can just scramble out of all the holds. it's one of the reasons why wrestling without punching is an interesting sport #monsterdon hahahhahahaha the fucking knockout by jangling someone around on your back for a second is the best win of all time, she really earned it #monsterdon ok so hang on gang leader's plan was to just leave after the wrestling match? you're already doing crime just keep trying to steal the codex #monsterdon I want to live in a world where you can just judo chop your way out of the cops #monsterdon everybody chill we're getting set up perfectly for arriving at the mummy in 10 minutes, doing all the mummy exposition in 5 minutes, which leaves 15 minutes for mummy wrestling #monsterdon always a bold move to have a whole sequence of "quietly waiting for anything to happen while one guy reads things" #monsterdon this production team whips at crowd scenes #monsterdon my call for mummy arrival was with 20 minutes remaining in the movie, so that's 1:08 or in about 5 minutes. just marking it bc we're almost there #Monsterdon now who on earth are the pyramid guardian gang edit: nevermind its the same gang they just look extremely goofy outside in those suits #monsterdon these pyramid spelunking sound effects are exactly the same sound effects as the anti-ohm devices in Fantastic Planet #monsterdon fuck i was 40 seconds off mummy arrival time: hehahhahahhahahahaahahahhahah THAT WAS IT AHhshhfehewahahhuifaiuwhefiaweulf #monsterdon if that is all the mummy they show that will be the funniest possible way for this movie to go lmao #monsterdon AHH #TIMESTAMP TO CLIP THE BAT MUMMY TRANSITION #monsterdon my prediction was also that the final 15 minutes would be mummy wrestling, and i was basically right on the mark with that one. #monsterdon i love how they just like couldnt afford the set for a "base that is nearer to the pyramids" so they have to keep going back and forth to the fucking shared apartment #monsterdon every time they go back there i am like WHY ARE WE BACK HERE and WHY are all the principal characters gathered here like they are just NPCs who ran out of instructions and went back to their spawnpoint #monsterdon i don't have an ounce of a clue what is going on right now, we haven't seen the gang in like 15 minutes #monsterdon the only reason she is trapped in there alone is that you all WENT HOME FOR NO REASON #monsterdon "look loretta he's a vampire now" i am LOSING IT #monsterdon "he's a mummy again!" i am fucking crying i can't breathe #monsterdon ahhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what the fuccccccckkkkekfakweojrgilesurehgiuhwfaihu WAS THAT #monsterdon Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy (1964): a perfect 10 stars out of 5 "could be one of the best movies i have ever seen on monsterdon" |
THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THIS SCENE #monsterdon