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pistolero
@meowski Yeah, not a hellthread yet, just blitz lost his sense of humor and started blocking people for voting "wrong" and I think this is a tragedy for fedi. I'm searching for a cure.
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Meowski's Catgirl Grooming Service replied to pistolero
@p well because of all participants.

i think i'm about to make another one of my low carb egg based pancakes for dinner. hope you've been eggmaxing as well
pistolero replied to Meowski's Catgirl Grooming Service
@meowski

> well because of all participants.

I was jokin'.

> i think i'm about to make another one of my low carb egg based pancakes for dinner. hope you've been eggmaxing as well

That sounds pretty good. I think I've had about two dozen eggs this week, but just fried eggs, you know.
@meowski

> well because of all participants.

I was jokin'.
pistolero replied to
@amerika @meowski I don't like them scrambled personally, but I take them over easy if I have bread or noodles or rice or something and over hard otherwise. Like, what I started doing a few years ago is, like, I eat them with pulled pork. Just drop them on top, let them work their way through the pork matrix.
Ayam Geprek replied to pistolero

@p @amerika @meowski my favorite egg: scrambled with some spices, fried as an omelet with cheese and spam inside 🥚

pistolero replied to Ayam
@goo @amerika @meowski Ha, spam, really? I can't eat the stuff.
MK-ULTRA replied to pistolero
@p @goo @amerika @meowski i got some SPAM for you

Chapter 3:
I walked into the 7-Eleven, and walked over to the counter where the Big Bite hot dogs were broiling on that grill. I looked over at the clerk and said "Please give me one of the Big Bites" and the clerk pulled a hot dog out and put it in the bun, and handed it to me. Then I walked over to the condiments counter and put fresh chopped onions, chili, and jalepanos on it. I walked over to the magazines at the front of the store and picked up a copy of PC Gamer, and EverQuest 3 was being advertised. Out fell a card that offered a subscription for 39 dollars a year.

Then I walked over to the donut area, and went to the drinks fridge wall. On the bottom row, I saw 2 dollar bottles of fruit neon colored flavored "wine", so I picked up a hot blue one and then walked over to the counter. The clerk looked at me like I was crazy for drinking fruit flavored wine with a Big Bite Hot dog, so I pulled out my Glock 9mm and shot a bullet thru his skull. He fell backwards, and hit the cigarette rows and caused them all to fall to the ground. I leaped over the counter, and picked up a pack of unfiltered Camels, and then walked out, hopped in my car, and left.

Chapter 4:
I walked into Taco Bueno, and walked up to the counter. I looked up at the over head menu and it showed Muchachos, 1 for 99 cents. I looked at the cash register clerk and told her "5 muchachos please, and hold the cheese, no cheese please" and she said it would be 5 minutes, so I walked over to the condiments bar and put pico de gallo, jalepanos, sliced onions, and salsa, in those small little white paper cups.

The order was ready so I picked it up at the counter and took it to a corner booth where i was looking outside the window. One homeless man was sitting behind a bush with a meth pipe and smoking the smoke out of it. I went outside and told him "can i get a hit of that my nigger" and he handed me the meth pipe and I inhaled a huge hit. I then went back inside to the restaurant and was looking around the dining room area, and there was a white family sitting there and a mexican family sitting there also. I stood up on the table and started roaring and pounding my chest like a gorilla. The mexican woman with kids looked up at me in horror, so I dived down at her and tackled her to the ground.

I pulled out a small canister of gasoline and lit it on fire and threw it over the counter into the kitchen area, and it caused the gas tank stoves to explode, and the workers were engulfed in a fireball and started screaming and running. I then walked out to my car, hopped in, and peeled out of the parking lot, leaving huge black skid marks.
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@p @goo @amerika @meowski i got some SPAM for you

Chapter 3:
I walked into the 7-Eleven, and walked over to the counter where the Big Bite hot dogs were broiling on that grill. I looked over at the clerk and said "Please give me one of the Big Bites" and the clerk pulled a hot dog out and put it in the bun, and handed it to me. Then I walked over...
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Ayam Geprek replied to MK-ULTRA
@DiamondMind @amerika @meowski @p

I'm not sure if my company knows about it but I suspect they do. I work for a shipping company that deals specifically with the delivery of animals, mostly lab animals but we get some zoo business. Occasionaly some of these animals die during shipping, and we do some paperwork and have them creamated and no one ever misses them. Once I stole a monkey and marked it as dead and burned on the paperwork. I took it because it was a very large monkey and I thought it might make a cool pet. After I got tired of taking care of a huge monkey I shaved it and took it to a prostitute. I told her it was my deformed younger brother and that I would pay her extra to take his virginity.

It cost me a lot of money but I got her to do it and let me watch. She was trying to pretend she liked it but she looked sick and Manny(the monkey) was confused at first but he really started to get into it. The whole experience makes me sick when I think about it. The fact that I watched and that I did that to that girl, I wonder if she beleived it was really my brother or if she just needed more crack. But also when I think about it I laugh so fucking hard. I shot the monkey and left it in the woods afterword, I guess Manny died happy.
@DiamondMind @amerika @meowski @p

I'm not sure if my company knows about it but I suspect they do. I work for a shipping company that deals specifically with the delivery of animals, mostly lab animals but we get some zoo business. Occasionaly some of these animals die during shipping, and we do some paperwork and have them creamated and no one ever misses them. Once I stole a monkey and marked it...
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