@reinesis Several scientific studies have concluded that embracing chaos requires a high protein intake, frequent meals, hydration, and approximately 12 mini chicken and tuna creamy bites on a daily basis.
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@reinesis Several scientific studies have concluded that embracing chaos requires a high protein intake, frequent meals, hydration, and approximately 12 mini chicken and tuna creamy bites on a daily basis. 4 comments
@reinesis I am lenient on creamy bites, but I draw the line on the demands to have a second, third, fourth, and fifth breakfast. XD @fringemagnet judging by that toot alone, you'd run a VERY tight ship with hobbits. @reinesis Those hobbits got nothing on my Tiffie. I had to get her a slow feeding bowl otherwise she'd eat her food in seconds then go and attempt to eat her sister's food, then come and try to grab whatever is on my plate, and if all else fails she'd go into starving orphan mode. XD |
@fringemagnet which is unattainable with current state of affairs, right?