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But day after day this person comes to you. A million dollars. Spend it today.

For one thousand days (that's just shy of two years and nine months) you are faced with the ever-more-onerous chore of spending a million dollars in a day. What once started out as a fantasy is turning into horror. You're buying ever more idiotic things, just trying to get rid of the filthy lucre. You probably don't even know what you own anymore. You certainly won't be finding any joy in it.

๐Ÿงต (4/n)

25 September at 2:22 | Open on mastodon.online
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Finally, after nearly three years, it all comes to an end. You've spent a billion dollars. You're an absolute wreck. You have everything you ever wanted and ten times that in things you never wanted. And now it has come to an end and you can take stock of the insanity that your life had become.

A #billionaire? That's the person who doesn't think this is enough.

๐Ÿงต (5/5)

25 September at 2:24 | Open on mastodon.online
Comrade Ferret

@zdl I'm not a capitalist (obviously) but billionaires and their bootlickers insist that actually these billions of dollars are invested in businesses. They know very well how they'd spend that money. Money isn't just materials, it's power and influence, which is what it means to be a member of the ruling class.

25 September at 4:52 | Open on redpawcollective.co
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@zdl I would hire a team of programmers and make them fix every single bug I encounter. A $million a day might not be enough though for an appropriately sized team ๐Ÿค”

8 November at 8:32 | Open on lor.sh
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