To my American friends grieving over the return of the Cheeto the President: this is not the apocalypse, but it's going to suck, for everybody, so we're certainly gonna have to weather this one out. Hang on!

And don't ever even think of doing anything stupid to yourself or the others because of this. We're all gonna need each other for the next four years.

From the similarly authoritarian-occupied Russia with love, drq.