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App updates feel like...

Multi-billion dollar tech companies:

- no changelog provided
- bug fixes and performance improvements
- updated our privacy policy

Single-dev passion project:

- fixed the following 17 bugs, added 3 new features (with a paragraph on each one), and fixed a typo in "the" on page 6, line 12, of the previous changelog

19 comments
promℒ️

@alice_watson And, corps have whole departments just for flaunting expectations. Even open-source projects kinda have to do it, because of general diversity. And then, we get shit-stormed for talking about rights and justice. It's almost a standard cycle of good and evil.

Chewie

@alice_watson

Yup, this one is particularly shit:
play.google.com/store/apps/det

pretty much every update is like the attached.

Maybe not multi-billion dollar, but big enough to try harder.

What's new
The little things matter

Our weekly update brings you a freight train’s worth of small changes.

We’ve fixed a few bugs and made some changes to speed up our app.
Craig Groeschel

@alice_watson
So true. If they can't be bothered to do better than "bug fixes and performance enhancements," then I can't be bothered to update.

Jo

@alice_watson

The "bug fixes and privacy policy" is also a 275MB download.

PLAY NOW

@alice_watson some app updates make the app worse! Picsart, for example, keeps putting ads in innovative new places, along with shoving AI down your throat

The Turtle

@alice_watson yeah. Verizon, for example, is terrible at that. Every new update to any of their apps is "bug fixes and enhancements."

WHICH FUCKING ONES, DICKS??

And anything they "enhance" invariably works worse.

Woozle Hypertwin

@alice_watson

Me:

- did a bunch of stuff, can't remember what; I'm about to mess things up again, though, so wanted to save the least-broken version for posterity
- improvements to diagnostic output formatting

Alexia :neocat_flag_trans:

@alice_watson to be fair, Google Play and possibly the AppStore have stupidly low character limits to actually put changelogs in, so thats probably something that fueled this dumpsterfire

Alexia :neocat_flag_trans:

@alice_watson c'mon I've never seen a changelog on Google play that's longer than Mastodon's default 500ch limit

that's embarrassing 😭

Michael Matute

@alice_watson This is so true!!! Thank you for saying what needed to be said.

mittorn

@alice_watson
>Multi-billion dollar tech companies:
>performance improvements
/0

SpaceLifeForm

@alice_watson

Software update documentation was good. 50 years ago.

M1k3yv2

@alice_watson honestly like the change log of an open source application can tell you so much about the development team and the contributors because take example free Nets right it's it looks like a it looks and feels really sketchy to be completely honest even after you install it but like the GitHub is looking really good in the community around it seems really good what do y'all think of it I think I've got myself distracted

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