@nixCraft Eating a whole chocolate cake every day until I lose weight

**Day 100:** A girl from Fansly or OnlyFans takes pity on a lonely guy who is into Arch Linux and decides to make him lucky.

**Day 110:** It turns out they have much more in common than they initially thought, beyond just a one-night stand. They begin dating and helping each other to fix issues.

**Day 742:** They get married and live happily ever after.

**Day 743:** The YouTube Channel is archived—the END.

@nixCraft Truly a fool's errand.

If you run or want to run Arch Linux, chances are you haven't even HAD a girlfriend, as that distro is mainly focused on terminal dweebs.

@nixCraft@mastodon.social How to rizz a girl with Arch Linux

@nixCraft Sounds like a challenge to stop him, huh, girls? :0340:

"Wait, don't leave me!"

@nixCraft A while loop, that is intended to terminate, must move the state in a direction such that the exit condition is eventually satisfied. Not sure this is happening here.