Witness the AFFRONTERY shown by next door's cat Lady Oblong the Destroyer after she was EGREGIOUSLY attacked by an ivy leaf on our deck. The battle was long, loud and brutal but here she sits, her subdued victim vanquished... and leafy. Her disdain towards us for enabling this travesty is infinite.
(Honestly this cat and her surly face give us about two good belly laughs a day. She's the cranky, permanently disgruntled, continuously meowing-under-her-breath gift that keeps on giving.)