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Sampath Pāṇini ®
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Matt Hall

@paninid

Some variation of this is my prediction for the planet. No humans left, or at least not ones that can understand any of the machinery that continues to beep and boop, just machines chattering back and forth at each other without context.

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24 October at 19:20 | Open on mastodon.xyz
Matt Hall

@paninid

Incoming messages from your hairstylists automated scheduling system that communicates with your automated response system that checks with your automated scheduling system if you're available for an appointment on February 31st (because dates are hard) that checks if your heart rate monitoring system has reported a heartbeat in the last three days.

...

Burn it all down. It'd be better for everyone.

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24 October at 19:21 | Open on mastodon.xyz
feld
@401matthall @paninid @artemis

> Incoming messages from your hairstylists automated scheduling system...

didn't Google demo this a while ago where their Siri equivalent was able to schedule appointments for you by calling and talking to them on your behalf? I don't know if it ever went public but it was definitely interesting
@401matthall @paninid @artemis

> Incoming messages from your hairstylists automated scheduling system...

24 October at 19:36 | Open on friedcheese.us
datarama

@401matthall @paninid @artemis It would be better off for everyone *except* a small group of obscenely rich people.

(and weird misanthropic cultists.)

24 October at 21:32 | Open on hachyderm.io
Sampath Pāṇini ®
Matt Hall

@paninid

Yeah, just worse. No hopefulness at the end. ;)

@artemis

24 October at 19:22 | Open on mastodon.xyz
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