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:debian: EdBoatConnoisseur :arch2:

@karna @p @skylar @skylar >total seaborne death
is a stupid arknights shitpost, it is the total nigger death copypasta but for the seaborn from arknights

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:debian: EdBoatConnoisseur :arch2: replied to :buffsuki:

@karna @p @skylar @skylar i mean, you know a lot of these come from the fediverse when there are versions of the total nigger death pasta for gacha games...

Kill seaborn. Behead seaborn. Roundhouse kick a seaborn into the concrete. Slam dunk a seaborn baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy seaborns. Defecate in a seaborn food. Launch seaborn into the sun. Stir fry seaborn in a wok. Toss seaborn into active volcanoes. Urinate into a seaborn gas tank. Judo throw seaborn into a wood chipper. Twist seaborn heads off. Report seaborn to the IRS. Karate chop seaborn in half. Curb stomp pregnant seaborn. Trap seaborn in quicksand. Crush seaborn in the trash compactor. Liquefy seaborn in a vat of acid. Eat seaborn. Dissect seaborn. Exterminate seaborn in the gas chamber. Stomp seaborn skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate seaborns in the oven. Mandatory abortions for seaborns. Grind seaborns fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown seaborns in fried chicken grease. Vaporize seaborns with a ray gun. Kick old seaborns down the stairs. Feed seaborn to alligators. Slice seaborn with a katana.

@karna @p @skylar @skylar i mean, you know a lot of these come from the fediverse when there are versions of the total nigger death pasta for gacha games...

Kill seaborn. Behead seaborn. Roundhouse kick a seaborn into the concrete. Slam dunk a seaborn baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy seaborns. Defecate in a seaborn food. Launch seaborn into the sun. Stir fry seaborn in a wok. Toss seaborn into active volcanoes. Urinate into a seaborn gas tank. Judo throw seaborn into a wood chipper. Twist seaborn...

:debian: EdBoatConnoisseur :arch2: replied to :buffsuki:

@karna @p @skylar @skylar ever read the hitler unit?

One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.

Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers.

The true utility of the Hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions.

For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 Hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars).

It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than Hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than Hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 Hitlers.

When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.

@karna @p @skylar @skylar ever read the hitler unit?

One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.

Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers.

The true utility of the Hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions.

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