@micah I'm not sure this is accurate but it is funny

https://www.vesselfinder.com/vessels?flag=LI

@micah This is amazing.

@micah @Viss WANT.

@micah I love it: "...highly experienced lawyers but do not know how to navigate a boat"

@micah@tech.lgbt to be honest that's a cool notebook

@micah Amateurs! East European way of doing this (at least for non-EU countries) would be to form a comittee, staff it with friends, family and those with enough bribe money and the work for years on this.

@micah that's a clever way to get around the problem of cheaply importing totally blank books.

@micah note to self:
register boat under Liechtenstein flag ✅
do crimes ✅

@micah Genius ! 😆

@micah I feel like they missed the chance to point out in the text that Liechtenstein is one of the world's two *doubly*-landlocked countries. Yeah, the map shows that it borders Switzerland and Austria, and has no coastline of its own, but I feel like having it pointed out in print that both of those countries are *also* landlocked would help hammer the point home a little more amusingly.

@micah is it possible to buy such an item and if so where? (It's for a gift)

@micah How about San Marino?

https://ximaar.wordpress.com/2023/04/29/apr-29-hoe-dan/

@micah Liechtenstein and Usbekistan have one thing in common. They are the only two countries surrounded by countries, which themselves have no connection to a sea or ocean.

@micah Is a resident of Balzers thusly free to drive a dinghy down the Rhein and commit piracy against and pillage unsuspecting commuters along the Romanshorn–Friedrichshafen corridor?

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