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Yummy!

@KiwiEV cute: slowly killing wildlife be feeding them trash 🥰

@KiwiEV my guess is, they're Not in the bathroom!

@KiwiEV never eat pizza while wearing white .

@KiwiEV Cockatoos be eating that like:"damn, it feels good to be a gangsta..."

@KiwiEV Sulphur crests are the undisputed monarchs of #HorribleBirds. Respect, tho

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Pizza, fresh air, and a wonderful view!
Who could complain (other then the guy whose pizza they stole)?

@KiwiEV those two didn't eat the *whole thing*, did they? How can they fly if they did?

@KiwiEV (Please pardon the reply: alt for anyone who wants it... video of an empty, open pizza box with obvious signs of recent pizza habitation, sitting on a tile floor outside a door. Captioned was wondering who ate my pizza laugh-cry-face. After a moment, video pans over to two cockatoos on a railing (hallway is open to outside), each chowing down on a slice of pizza, and looking very happy with themselves and their lot. Lush tropical green rolling landscape is in the background.)

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Only one question left to answer.

Where's the beer?

@KiwiEV They deliver? Wow, Clarry! This is the life, eh?

@KiwiEV it's such a nice pan from the empty box to the asshole birds

@KiwiEV Brilliant 😀
Nicely illustrates the not-commonly-known fact that as adults this species are all left-footed.
(Source: Brown and Magat, Cerebral lateralization determines hand preferences in Australian parrots, Macquarie University, 2011)
I only know this because partner is reading this at the moment:
#birds

@KiwiEV they picked out the tomatoes, they really are there only for the junk in junk food!

@KiwiEV completely without awareness of injustice 😄

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Broil them slowly, with plenty of chicken stock. Open a good bottle of red.

One cocky can feed an entire family.

No. Love them. We Feed them every day although they let the smaller Corellas push them out of the feeding box.

Next time order a pizza liberally sprinkled with wild bird seed!

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Alt text: Video first shows an open pizza box with bits of pizza left in front of an apartment door, then zooms over to the left, where two cockatoos are sitting side by side on the railing of the open hallway each holding and eating a piece of pizza. Completely unbothered.

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LOL. Have never seen a that. Then again: I do not lay my food on the floor in front of my Appartment.

Not even on the floor IN my apartment.

@KiwiEV 😅🤣😂

@KiwiEV I was shocked to learn that pizza boxes are not recyclable. Shocked I tell you.

@KiwiEV @stilgherrian oh that's fantastic - really made me laugh out loud.

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@KiwiEV And it were only these two birds who ate the pizza and they still can hide their bellies.