@GregDance@mastodon.green @carnage4life@mas.to

It's an Onion article in the making, isn't it:

"Area man, Tom Logan, proudly announces to the people who fled Twitter two years ago before its vertiginous descent into a Nazi Drinking Establishment that he has thought long and hard and has concluded he's no longer comfortable being a patron."

""Obviously I've seen horrors almost daily since [REDACTED] bought the place, I mean that's why they call it the HeilSeit, right? But this -THIS- was the final straw for me.", he says firmly, standing on a floor covered a foot thick with fallen straw, some twisted into swastika shapes."