@joe Our Intelligent Time service has over ten thousand stopped clocks and a sophisticated surveillance system closely examining what lots of people are looking at from moment to moment.

When we report the time based on the stopped clocks that we see the most people looking at, we find that far more than twice a day our time is accurate, or at least plausible enough that most of our users don't notice.

Once we can command even more stopped clocks and more surveillance, it'll be amazing.