@sasha "simple" is only available as source code and requires tons of extremely obscure libraries no distro packages

"kowabunga" is made by some big tech company to try and appear relatable and cool

"birmingham" is made by someone who didn't know what to name their software so they just picked the name of the place they live in

"piss" is some program started as a joke by a bunch of teenagers 20 years ago, but now it's used by every massive corporation in the world

"greg's shell script" is the only reason why modern linux even works