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WHO THE HELL IS USING CSS FOR DATABASES
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@alina ???????????

@alina that's probably about media queries

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Maybe my IT education had some blind spots... But uhm... Huh?

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@alina@girldick.gay Ok but which is better folks ​:satrithink:​

@alina last time you showed me this image i accidentally built a base64 decoder but im still pretty sure that you can use CSS as a database querying language

@alina

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@alina@girldick.gay CSS is better cause it makes the web pretty ​:neocat_3c:​

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@alina table.customers row[zipcode=90210] { display: block; }

@alina SQLs, while profitable for the MV industry, are usually worse than the ORGNL. On the other hand, CSS is DRM, a crucial part of the Linux graphics stack. Hope this helps.

@alina in one of them, you list your tables. In the other, you can tweak on your labels.

@alina joke hello how can i connect to my css database and how i do a left join on my z-index ? 😂😂😂

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@alina I'm not sure why you'd want to dive deeper into this article, but here's the original version.

https://web.archive.org/web/20230616091909/https://history-computer.com/sql-vs-css-whats-the-difference-which-is-better/

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@alina depends on what you want to do, right? For querying databases I'd use SQL...

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