Honey I Orthogonally Projected the Kids
Honey I Multiplied the Baby's Transformation Matrix by Its Inverse, Returning Them to the Origin of the Universe
Honey I Resized the Kids and Forgot to Check the 'Maintain Aspect Ratio' Box
Honey I Scaled the Kids Back to Regular Size But There Are a Lot of Antialiasing Artifacts
Gregory's Server
Honey I Multiplied the Baby's Transformation Matrix by Its Inverse, Returning Them to the Origin of the Universe