@camwilson “Okay, that’s enough phonetime for me, I have things to do this afternoon.”
“…what did I need to do?”
“Oh right, I was going to look up this email and-OH GOD IT’S NIGHT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.”

@camwilson nah, it's not the internets fault, it's ADHD 😇

(*for me at least)

@camwilson I am in this post and I'm offended but can't remember why.

@camwilson The rise of the Internet and social media will be charted by future archaeologists by the increase in arthritis in dominant thumbs

@camwilson it's the brain plastic https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/aug/21/microplastics-brain-pollution-health

@camwilson
Whasaat u say?

@camwilson If they'll remember the first one, then they can't remember the other two can they?

@camwilson They'll also remember you misspelled "referer"

@camwilson Hi 👋

@camwilson did u accomplish the impossible task of remembering y u walked into the room? If so, how did u do it?

@camwilson correct

@camwilson big pharma cannot
- offer a cure for short term memory loss due to capiltalist digital environment usage side effects, that would require a political solution!

But they can
- sell you ritalin since its obviously down to your weakness

@camwilson

I just want to save enough money for big enough gravestone for a truly epic shitpost that will last for centuries.

@camwilson hahahahha

@camwilson

I can't hear you over the noise of one thousand open tabs.

@camwilson@mastodon.social I'm in this and I don't like it

@camwilson

- where am I, and why are my pants wet?

@camwilson I am quite memorable.

@camwilson @maxleibman https://youtu.be/4gLVqjIvokc?si=gi7o6dDuKTi7TiaG