elect me as Unicode consortium president! I will:

- mandate sitelen pona support in modern operating systems
- implement xkcd’s non-breaking snake proposal
- assign codepoints to the neocats, with ZWJ sequences for the hugging variants to allow for combinatorial variation
- introduce full configurability of the number of eyes in your cyryllic multiocular O
- remove the redundancy between the flags of Poland and Indonesia, factoring it out into a universal “rotate by 180 degrees” codepoint that will definitely not unleash chaos unto the world

the future is in our grasp! vote mei today!