@SmudgeTheInsultCat My animal husbandry lecturer used to say that if you can't give the cat its vitamin pill, it doesn't need it anyway.

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"Yesterday I made them _wish_ they'd read that book!"
- Snarleton, just back from the vet

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🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😼

@SmudgeTheInsultCat That list is why me brushing the kitten's teeth has a likelihood that approaches zero. 🐱

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Definitely better living through chemistry
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