steam devs: For this update we have added 3 full new characters with artwork from the famous artist of award-winning webcomic blah, complete with stages and theme songs, also we have rebalanced the whole metagame based on six months' overtime analysing statistics of online matches

steam users: Online fight sucks in my cellphone tethering in a crowded starbucks, 0/10 worst game in history developers should be publically executed in the heart of the sun

itch devs: This version is just a demo of the first stage I did for a gay jam in 2017, also the art is a placeholder sorry I'm in a bad place rn but I don't know if I'll ever revisit it but I hope you have fun

itch players: This game is so awesome I love the art, I couldn't play it on my distro it segfaults randomly but I saw my girlfriend stream it, thank you so much dev you're the best