@vitaut luckily it never went *POOF*!

@vitaut that's called polymorphism, right?

@vitaut as long as that lady did not unscrew the bottom of the potato masher and pull the fuse, she'd be just fine. No such safety system for the c++ folks.

@vitaut

We actually feel that way about the C people.

@vitaut The difference is that the C++ engineers know that it's a hand grenade but insist that they are nevertheless able to hammer with it safely.

@vitaut @geerlingguy so.... "Working as expected"?

@vitaut #alttext4you

Left: Chinese woman discovers she's been using a hand grenade as a hammer for the last twenty years.

Right: Mokey Puppet Meme with the caption "C++ engineers"

@vitaut nahh C is safe enough💀

@vitaut Chinese fireworks shop, everyone smoking and the place literally packed with explosives

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@vitaut okay ... that one made me chuckle. :D

@vitaut so, proves it's not at all dangerous?

@vitaut

Should become a text book definition of "WORKS-FOR-ME".

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And that's why they banned me from the C++ committee