Those who’ve worked in software will immediate recognize...

Those who’ve worked in software will immediate recognize the phenomenon of “messes that look like successes.”

One of my old Paulisms is that the real purpose of a whole lot of software processes is to make large-scale failure look like a string of small successes.

Like 13 August at 16:13 | Open on hachyderm.io

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Paul Cantrell

The crisp “even an executive can understand it” version of the OP is:

⚠️ AI increases labor costs ⚠️

(“Why?” “Because it’s labor-intensive to clean up its messes.”)

13 August at 18:59 | Open on hachyderm.io

Paul Cantrell

I said “the purpose of a whole lot of software processes is to make large-scale failure look like a string of small successes.”

Huh? What does that look like??

It looks like this:

✅ Meetings held
✅ Plan signed off
✅ Tests passed
✅ Iterations iterated
✅ Velocity increased
✅ Thing implemented
✅ Checkpoints checked
✅ Thing released
✅ Blinkenlights blink
✅ Line goes up
✅ Thing updated
❌ Software never •really• solves the problem it was supposed to solve in the first place, creates more problems

13 August at 20:14 | Open on hachyderm.io