@juliagersey

(pulls down very-old-style boxing ring mic)
(feedback howl - weary voice blares through battered loudspeaker)
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"Got another Musk refugee! No severe trauma, queue em up."
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(Turns to you, hands you a freshly-torn off number tag and points to the cavernous entrance to the Fediverse.)

"Welcome home traveller.
We're glad you're here."

All Hail #johnmastodon