If you wonder why Oracle sucks extra hard compared...

If you wonder why Oracle sucks extra hard compared to other big tech... they were set up by the CIA in 1977

Like 6 Aug 2024 at 17:00 | Open on mastodon.de

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@ErikUden Synonymously "ORA-00942: Table or view does not exist".

The table or view is a top secret!

6 Aug 2024 at 17:02 | Open on troet.cafe

@ErikUden What were they hoping for? An all-seeing, all-knowing Delphi type Oracle?

6 Aug 2024 at 17:04 | Open on mastodon.ie

How about SAP? 😁 Back to the 80s/90s😂

NSA Code is written in most linux kernels (SeLinux)

6 Aug 2024 at 18:06 | Open on mas.to

@ErikUden I always understood Oracle to be an acronym for "One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison"

6 Aug 2024 at 18:07 | Open on mublog.nl

This is something I'll steal again and again and again.

Thank you!

7 Aug 2024 at 14:03 | Open on mastodon.sdf.org

Java is nice tho.
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