@tubetime "NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE"

We'll just see about THAT

@tubetime were they afraid we'd sand it down and restain it?

@tubetime

Going to make a wild guess this is not a piece of Apollo flight or ground hardware.

@tubetime I remember seeing a landline phone in a catalogue in the 90s being described, with what looked like a strategic line breaks, as: "carved from
solid wood
effect"

@tubetime #LGR

@tubetime second best choice after CORRECT HORSE BATTERY STAPLE