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Stef Walter

Draw an iceberg and see how it will float! We often draw icebergs vertically, with a little tip above the water, and a giant part under the water. This doesn’t work, it wouldn’t float, because of mass distribution. If you want to have fun, draw your best iceberg, and see how it would actually float!

joshdata.me/iceberger.html

By @josh

90 comments
Dan Neuman

@stephaniewalter This looks like it would be a fun science class activity.

athena_rising

@dan613 I teach earth and environmental science classes sometimes (US middle/high school), and I am definitely going to use this when I teach it next! Thanks @stephaniewalter for sharing this!

ralf warümme tauscher

@stephaniewalter i used it countless times in meetings. most of the versions used in slides are falling over ;)

cc @josh

maybe its time for a podcast episode about physics vs. psychology of iceberg models?
@NadjaBoehlmann @Alisa @mariakuehn @karen

René M. Grabow

@stephaniewalter

⚠️ Attention please Procrastination ahead! ⚠️

René M. Grabow

@stephaniewalter

I painted Santa Claus' house. You may know, the one you draw with one pen stroke without painting a line double.

mathematische-basteleien.de/ho

See, Santa is save!
I guess, "Floatingpoint units" are the cause (and my not accurate drawing) 😂

Princesse Connasse :blobcheer:

@stephaniewalter Sorry, i'm much too immature for that kind of things. I will end drawing a d*ck and laugh much too hard.

unusual zone of infecundity
@PrincessConnasse @stephaniewalter i think i drew at least three dicks before actually experimenting with shapes for real
CowMan

@stephaniewalter if you are so inspired, pop by #Newfoundland in the spring and see them in person ;)

Pavel Machek
@stephaniewalter There's something wrong with the simulation. Draw triangle in top-left corner. Watch the crazyness. Draw same triangle in the middle, and it behaves differently.
Pierric

@stephaniewalter this is the most zen thing I've seen in a long time.

Stef Walter

@krystman damn, I'm here for the chaos and laughed hard at tis one. thank you

Cogito Ergo Disputo

@stephaniewalter it does depend on the objects starting position, though. Very interesting.

Dźwiedziu

@stephaniewalter
Did I start by drawing inappropriate shapes?

I will neither confirm nor deny.

F4GRX Sébastien

@stephaniewalter
However the fun little program requires:

- cloudflare: you afraid of ddos?
- google fonts, gstatic : sigh... thats just basic text.
- jsdelivr: why dont you host this?
- twitter: why do we need them to run some js from musk?

... why use all this? This is a simple tool. All that resources are not good web hygiene.

I'm not forced to use this tool sure, but it abuses all the visitors that are just looking for fun. Not cool.

@stephaniewalter
However the fun little program requires:

- cloudflare: you afraid of ddos?
- google fonts, gstatic : sigh... thats just basic text.
- jsdelivr: why dont you host this?
- twitter: why do we need them to run some js from musk?

... why use all this? This is a simple tool. All that resources are not good web hygiene.

Myriam Jessier

@f4grx @stephaniewalter I read this and I agree. But my first thought (ADHD) was: I think an iceberg murdered this person's loved ones.

Most folks cobble stuff together and seek a thing that does the job. Some folks are malicious. This creates a confusing landscape but it's also all I've ever known the web to be.

Beating on something that brings joy to people doesn't get them to heed your words. I also don't have a magic solution to get folks to pay attention.

F4GRX Sébastien

@Myriam @stephaniewalter I know. But if devs were globally attentive to this, the web would be much less the trash fire we have today.

Myriam Jessier

@f4grx @stephaniewalter have you seen GIFs? Most of them are riddled with useless shit that's there because of parents from companies long gone. It's just....the web. And it's rotting. Bad.

Like I said, I don't have a solution. I'm just here to talk to someone who gets the issue but who, like me, doesn't have a solution (yet?).

P.S. my grandpa Simpson trait is that I shout that TikTok is a fucking keylogger with extra features.

Myriam Jessier

@f4grx @stephaniewalter patents. Autocorrect is plotting my demise, I swear.

Tim Hergert

@stephaniewalter welp. I know what I'm doing during Teams meetings now

Earthshine

@stephaniewalter oh I'm gonna have way too much fun with this

maloki 🍍:ghostbat:

@stephaniewalter I just realized it's a misunderstanding of the phrase tip of the iceberg, and how it makes sense that that's what people think.

Ángela Stella Matutina

@stephaniewalter

Thank you, I had a lot of fun with this back in the day and I didn't remember it!

Mike Pfeifer

@stephaniewalter if you make a short 2D stick in the air and let it drop into the water it will flutter around and spin endlessly.

Stef Walter

@DanadasGrau oh, snap, indeed it's down today, that toot got a lot of success I hope it didn't ddos

unusual zone of infecundity
@stephaniewalter this is way more addictive than one might think from the description
Tailsteak

@stephaniewalter me, designing an iceberg that rotates as it settles so that a pointy bit stabs upwards into the sun: hell yeah little buddy, attack and dethrone god

cathos

@stephaniewalter Oops! I made an iceberg that is infinitely unstable (not really - just in the simulation)

Stef Walter

@cathos hhaa the level of chaos, you found a glitch in the system

kaktus

@stephaniewalter Can we please have little penguins added that appear when the iceberg has leveled out? 🐧

Ryan Rampersad

@stephaniewalter
This was really fun! I played with it the other day making all sorts of shapes and guessing how far it would sink and how they would rotate.

🌼 Dagnabbit, Pascaline! 🌼

@stephaniewalter
Oh, I love this 💖
Thanks!
I drew two mice on an iceberg and it kept afloat, mice side up!

JoshData 🐢

@risottobias @stephaniewalter Thanks! Your message helped me quickly figure out what went wrong. Should back back up now/soon.

usr
@stephaniewalter Wow, this is fascinating :blobcatbolb:
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